Azareen Van der Vliet Oloomi to talk ‘Call Me Zebra’ in CLSC Roundtable by Emma Francois on July 25, 2018 share When Azareen Van der Vliet Oloomi imagines her “anti- love” heroine’s future beyond the novel, Call Me Zebra, she sees her setting off on a “subterranean, sinister journey,” reminiscent of a Grand Tour of Italy.